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Introductions

It all starts here! Meet Hank, a little elephant who moves to a new town. In short order, he makes a new friend named Marty over cocaine, and the two get to know the new bartender, Kacy.

A New Life In A New City :: Tuesday September 9, 2008

The White Lady :: Thursday September 11, 2008

Tub Girl Meets Drunk Elephant :: Tuesday September 16, 2008

What happened to the regular guy? :: Thursday September 18, 2008

ARGH really isn't a Scottish name. :: Tuesday September 23, 2008

The name is... Marty. :: Thursday September 25, 2008

My Name is KACY! :: Tuesday September 30, 2008

Hi, Roomie! :: Thursday October 2, 2008

Guantanomo Jeopardy

Hank’s obsession over seeing Kacy’s cleavage one night causes him to hatch a nefarious plan to get a better look at what’s under Kacy’s shirt: Wet T-Shirt Triva Contest!

Boobs :: Tuesday October 7, 2008

I have a plan :: Thursday October 9, 2008

It's All Part Of The Plan :: Tuesday October 14, 2008

The Waiting Game :: Thursday October 16, 2008

Bet I Do :: Tuesday October 21, 2008

Oh, It's On Now :: Thursday October 23, 2008

I Will Answer In The Form Of A Question. :: Tuesday October 28, 2008

Oh no. OH YES! :: Thursday October 30, 2008

Y-Wing, Bitch. :: Tuesday November 4, 2008

Six Questions Later... :: Thursday November 6, 2008

Um... Waterboarding? :: Tuesday November 11, 2008

Funny, That Felt Like Drowning! :: Thursday November 13, 2008

The Naked (Ray)Gun!

Hank and Marty find a raygun in the street, which shoots a mysterious sort of ray from it.

Is That a Raygun? :: Tuesday November 18, 2008

BEEOOM! :: Thursday November 20, 2008

What WAS That?!? :: Tuesday November 25, 2008

Dubbya. Tee. Eff. :: Thursday November 27, 2008

Mmm... pot roast! :: Tuesday December 2, 2008

Just Shoot Me! :: Thursday December 4, 2008

Hell. Yes. :: Tuesday December 9, 2008

I'll See You At Home. :: Thursday December 11, 2008

Primates Do It Better :: Tuesday December 16, 2008

The Junk And The Trunk :: Thursday December 18, 2008

Hey Jenny Slater :: Tuesday December 23, 2008

It's A Brave New World :: Thursday December 25, 2008

First Date Jinx :: Tuesday December 30, 2008

Wow! :: Thursday January 1, 2009

I Don't Have A Problem! :: Tuesday January 6, 2009

Relax. I Got This. :: Thursday January 8, 2009

Just Use One! :: Tuesday January 13, 2009

The Double Deuce! :: Thursday January 15, 2009

Broke Dick Blues :: Tuesday January 20, 2009

Not Again! :: Thursday January 22, 2009

So, Monkeys? :: Tuesday January 27, 2009

Kacy's Back :: Thursday January 29, 2009

CLICK :: Tuesday February 3, 2009

Stiff Upper Lip :: Thursday February 5, 2009

Run, Hank, Run :: Tuesday February 10, 2009

Full Frontal Monkey :: Thursday February 12, 2009

Moving Day

After their monkey stealing exploits, Hank and Marty have to find a new apartment.

The Hot Zone :: Tuesday February 17, 2009

Uncomfortable Moments Shared While Drunk :: Thursday February 19, 2009

Whoop Whoop! :: Tuesday February 24, 2009

Tonight on News@6! :: Thursday February 26, 2009

Actually, You're Going To Jail. :: Tuesday March 3, 2009

Doctor Who? :: Thursday March 5, 2009

Twitter, Babies :: Monday March 9, 2009

You Like Money? :: Wednesday March 11, 2009

Start Making It Sexy :: Friday March 13, 2009

How YOU doin'? :: Monday March 16, 2009

You Like To Dance? :: Wednesday March 18, 2009

Thick. Rich. :: Friday March 20, 2009

It's Been A Tough Year :: Monday March 23, 2009

You There? :: Wednesday March 25, 2009

Meanwhile... Blogzillions! :: Friday March 27, 2009

Alone Time :: Monday March 30, 2009

Wanted Men :: Wednesday April 1, 2009

Open The Door :: Friday April 3, 2009

Independent Living :: Monday April 6, 2009

Hugs! :: Wednesday April 8, 2009

Bang Bang :: Friday April 10, 2009

Where's Blogzillions? :: Monday April 13, 2009

Visiting Hours :: Wednesday April 15, 2009

Yeah, I'm busy... :: Friday April 17, 2009

Monkey Conspiracy :: Monday April 20, 2009

Monkey Weight :: Wednesday April 22, 2009

On A Journey :: Friday April 24, 2009

Fairy Certain

With Marty in jail, the past comes back to haunt Hank in a series of awkward events.

Can I Go Upstairs On You? :: Monday April 27, 2009

The Party Is Over :: Wednesday April 29, 2009

Full Moon :: Friday May 1, 2009

Booze Sweats :: Monday May 4, 2009

Bloody Mary Emergency :: Wednesday May 6, 2009

Hangover City :: Friday May 8, 2009

Your Mom :: Monday May 11, 2009

Enter... The Tooth Fairy! :: Wednesday May 13, 2009

Sweet Tooth :: Friday May 15, 2009

Nice To See You Again :: Monday May 18, 2009

About That Wall? :: Wednesday May 20, 2009

It Ain't Kool :: Friday May 22, 2009

Money To Burn :: Monday May 25, 2009

Shut. Up. :: Wednesday May 27, 2009

Sexually Speaking :: Friday May 29, 2009

Go Home... With Me. :: Monday June 1, 2009

Oh, Prison is Fine! :: Wednesday June 3, 2009

Morning, Sunshine :: Friday June 5, 2009

Mistakes :: Monday June 8, 2009

Top Earner :: Wednesday June 10, 2009

Time For The Dramatic Exit :: Friday June 12, 2009

Filling A Hole :: Monday June 15, 2009

Oops, I Did It Again :: Wednesday June 17, 2009

Let's Catch Up!

In which we catch up with various characters that are not our attention-seeking elephant.

Let's Catch Up With Doctor Blogzillions :: Friday June 19, 2009

Let's Catch Up With Marty :: Monday June 22, 2009

Let's Catch Up With Kacy! :: Wednesday June 24, 2009

Let's Catch Up With The Tooth Fairy! :: Friday June 26, 2009

Kacy's Journal

Kacy needs help in her creative writing class and mistakenly turns to Hank for help.

Trying To Remember :: Monday June 29, 2009

Every Step You Take :: Wednesday July 1, 2009

Memory Eraser :: Friday July 3, 2009

Literary Gauntlet :: Monday July 6, 2009

Back To The Well :: Wednesday July 8, 2009

Get A Good One Brewing :: Friday July 10, 2009

Lost It :: Monday July 13, 2009

The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen :: Wednesday July 15, 2009

The International :: Friday July 17, 2009

Jailbreak!

Hank recruits an accomplice to help him break Marty out of jail.

Jailbreak :: Monday August 3, 2009

Silent Partner :: Wednesday August 5, 2009

Criminal Mastermind :: Friday August 7, 2009

Small Details :: Monday August 10, 2009

Fancy Plan :: Wednesday August 12, 2009

Bad Idea :: Friday August 14, 2009

The Game Is Afoot! :: Monday August 17, 2009

Enter The Shower :: Wednesday August 19, 2009

Finding Marty :: Friday August 21, 2009

Better Than Outside? :: Monday August 24, 2009

This Prison Is For Men :: Wednesday August 26, 2009

These Hands :: Friday August 28, 2009

Fantasyland :: Monday August 31, 2009

Going Gently :: Wednesday September 2, 2009

Sweet Kicks :: Friday September 4, 2009

Rise and Shine! :: Wednesday September 9, 2009

Surprise Visit :: Friday September 11, 2009

Thinking About Us :: Monday September 14, 2009

Coming Clean :: Wednesday September 16, 2009

Try Again :: Friday September 18, 2009

Don't Go Anywhere :: Monday September 21, 2009

I Need To Make A Phone Call :: Wednesday September 23, 2009

Small Issue With That Plan :: Friday September 25, 2009

Not Unreasonable :: Monday September 28, 2009

Wait For Me? :: Wednesday September 30, 2009

Plan B :: Friday October 2, 2009

Game of Death

Hank tries to uncover the mysteries of the raygun to solve Marty’s impotence, but gets more than he bargained for when the gun’s owner arrives.

Let The Music Move You :: Monday October 5, 2009

Push The Button :: Wednesday October 7, 2009

The Hairs On Your Neck :: Friday October 9, 2009

Puny Earthling :: Monday October 12, 2009

What Are You Drinking, Extra-Terrestrial Lifeform? :: Wednesday October 14, 2009

Ladies Of The Earth :: Friday October 16, 2009

Side Effects :: Monday October 19, 2009

To Infinity And Beyond :: Wednesday October 21, 2009

Make Me Throw Up, Scotty :: Friday October 23, 2009

Best of Both Worlds :: Monday October 26, 2009

Like... Space, Whoa. :: Wednesday October 28, 2009

I'm on a (space)boat! :: Friday October 30, 2009

Wake Up, We're Here :: Monday November 2, 2009

Bowl Blaster :: Wednesday November 4, 2009

Rockadeus :: Friday November 6, 2009

Dr. Snergaz :: Monday November 9, 2009

Karma Coming Your Way :: Wednesday November 11, 2009

Deadline. Literally. :: Friday November 13, 2009

Killfest :: Friday November 20, 2009

Not It! :: Monday November 23, 2009

25th Century Boy :: Wednesday November 25, 2009

Get To Know Your Weapons :: Monday November 30, 2009

Rules? :: Wednesday December 2, 2009

Pep Talk :: Friday December 4, 2009

The Architecture of Death :: Monday December 7, 2009

Kacy Thinks The Blues :: Wednesday December 9, 2009

Registration :: Friday December 11, 2009

Small Problem :: Monday December 14, 2009

Roar of the Crowd :: Wednesday December 16, 2009

Tall Order :: Friday December 18, 2009

One Shot :: Monday December 21, 2009

Richie Rich :: Wednesday December 23, 2009

Harsh Truth :: Monday December 28, 2009

Hello, Doctor :: Wednesday December 30, 2009

Think About It :: Monday January 4, 2010

One More Time :: Wednesday January 6, 2010

Double Or Nothing :: Friday January 8, 2010

A Betting Robot :: Monday January 11, 2010

Kill The Doctor :: Wednesday January 13, 2010

Another Proposition :: Friday January 15, 2010

Face Your Destroyer :: Monday January 18, 2010

Don't Look Behind The Curtain... :: Wednesday January 20, 2010

Wrap It Up :: Friday January 22, 2010

Robot Freedom :: Monday January 25, 2010

One More For The Road :: Wednesday January 27, 2010

Going Home :: Friday January 29, 2010

Behind The Curtain

Behind The Curtain

A short and sweet look at the life of the creator and what it takes to bring Drunk Elephant Comics to life three times a week.

My Creative Process :: Monday February 1, 2010

How Do I Find The Time? :: Wednesday February 3, 2010

Why Do It At All? :: Friday February 5, 2010

Illegal Alien

Illegal Alien

Hank returns from space and helps the newly-arrived Loan-Bot adjust to life on Earth.

Back On Earth :: Monday February 8, 2010

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Robot Boat. :: Wednesday February 10, 2010

Undercover Robot :: Friday February 12, 2010

Face Off :: Monday February 15, 2010

Bosom Buddies :: Wednesday February 17, 2010

For A Friend :: Friday February 19, 2010

The Dating Game

The Dating Game

Kacy tries to help Hank get back out into the dating pool, but ends up finding more than she bargained for.

Lonely Tent Pitching :: Monday February 22, 2010

Before Marriage :: Wednesday February 24, 2010

Sweet Talking 'Bout Ninjas :: Friday February 26, 2010

Meeting People :: Monday March 1, 2010

Someone For Everyone :: Wednesday March 3, 2010

Love Will Tear Us Apart :: Friday March 5, 2010

Wreckx N Effect :: Wednesday March 10, 2010

Pale Horse :: Friday March 12, 2010

Reading Bias :: Monday March 15, 2010

You Win, Comic Books. :: Wednesday March 17, 2010

Time for Comics :: Monday March 22, 2010

What The What? :: Wednesday March 24, 2010

Bitten By The Love Bug :: Friday March 26, 2010

The Wingman :: Monday March 29, 2010

Anticipation :: Wednesday March 31, 2010

Three's Company :: Friday April 2, 2010

Losing

Losing

Hank loses his way through a drunken bout of bad karma and depression.

Damn The Future :: Monday April 5, 2010

Drunk Dreams :: Wednesday April 7, 2010

More Whiskey, Kind Robot :: Friday April 9, 2010

Good Morning :: Monday April 12, 2010

The Cute One :: Friday April 16, 2010

How About A Water? :: Monday April 19, 2010

Naked Time :: Wednesday April 21, 2010

All Hail :: Friday April 23, 2010

Et Tu, Legs? :: Monday April 26, 2010

Heavy Stuff :: Wednesday April 28, 2010

Stay Awhile :: Friday April 30, 2010

Buddies :: Monday May 3, 2010

Booze Run

Booze Run

Hank figures out a way to get Marty out of jail, but fate again has other plans for Marty.

Prison Thoughts :: Wednesday May 5, 2010

Oh, By The Way? :: Friday May 7, 2010

Mr. Butterworth :: Monday May 10, 2010

100 Percent :: Wednesday May 12, 2010

A Little Light :: Friday May 14, 2010

Charity Case :: Monday May 17, 2010

Flash of Genius :: Wednesday May 19, 2010

Charity Run :: Friday May 21, 2010

Design Concerns :: Monday May 24, 2010

I Give You "The Printer" :: Wednesday May 26, 2010

Can You Make It In Cornflower Blue? :: Friday May 28, 2010

Calling Some People :: Wednesday June 2, 2010

The Payback :: Friday June 4, 2010

One Man Band :: Monday June 7, 2010

Pretty Please, Do Your Job :: Wednesday June 9, 2010

Snoozeville :: Friday June 11, 2010

The Shop Computer :: Monday June 14, 2010

Eel Advised :: Wednesday June 16, 2010

After The Eels :: Friday June 18, 2010

Jailhouse Surprise :: Monday June 21, 2010

All The Wine :: Wednesday June 23, 2010

Beaming Ear To Ear :: Friday June 25, 2010

Swooshing :: Monday June 28, 2010

My Name :: Wednesday June 30, 2010

Severence Package :: Friday July 2, 2010

Helvetica :: Wednesday July 7, 2010

See You At The Party :: Friday July 9, 2010

Sign Up Sheet :: Monday July 12, 2010

Check It :: Wednesday July 14, 2010

Whisper My Name :: Friday July 16, 2010

The Blogzillionaire :: Monday July 19, 2010

Dollar Dollar Bill :: Wednesday July 21, 2010

Pocket Full of Ones :: Friday July 23, 2010

Get Thee To The Strip Club :: Monday July 26, 2010

Marco? Polo! :: Wednesday July 28, 2010

Stop, No and Don't :: Friday July 30, 2010

A Silent Reminder :: Monday August 2, 2010

Night Whispers :: Wednesday August 4, 2010

Post Club :: Friday August 6, 2010

It Just Got More Fierce :: Monday August 9, 2010

Limb Breaker :: Wednesday August 11, 2010

Registration Table :: Friday August 13, 2010

Pre-Race Jitters :: Monday August 16, 2010

Shotsssss :: Wednesday August 18, 2010

Scanners :: Friday August 20, 2010

Ready! Set! BEEOOM! :: Monday August 23, 2010

Racing By :: Wednesday August 25, 2010

The Over-Under :: Friday August 27, 2010

Hydration :: Monday August 30, 2010

Cash Rules Everything Around... Loan-Bot :: Wednesday September 1, 2010

Packed Bar :: Friday September 3, 2010

Closing The Bar :: Wednesday September 8, 2010

Bloody :: Friday September 10, 2010

Nothing We Could Do :: Monday September 13, 2010

The Call :: Wednesday September 15, 2010

Space Prison :: Friday September 17, 2010

A Tale of Two Marty's

A Tale of Two Marty's

Marty comes home from space a year later and discovers everything has changed.

Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates :: Monday September 20, 2010

Long Distance :: Wednesday September 22, 2010

Mama, I'm Coming Home :: Friday September 24, 2010

Let's Drop In :: Monday October 4, 2010

The Puppet Show :: Wednesday October 6, 2010

Prison Dead :: Friday October 8, 2010

Boner Blues :: Monday October 11, 2010

Find Kacy :: Wednesday October 13, 2010

Ninjakking :: Friday October 15, 2010

Head Over Feet :: Monday October 18, 2010

Ever Loving, Blue Eyed Troz :: Wednesday October 20, 2010

Pass Out Problems :: Friday October 22, 2010

Kacy Comes To :: Monday October 25, 2010

Time Moves On :: Wednesday October 27, 2010

Kacy Speaks :: Friday October 29, 2010

Let's Get Back To The Point :: Monday November 1, 2010

Where The Sad Go :: Wednesday November 3, 2010

Lost Little Elephant :: Friday November 5, 2010

Sexy Elephant :: Monday November 8, 2010

Geolocation :: Wednesday November 10, 2010

Aliens, Bro. Aliens. :: Friday November 12, 2010

Got A Signal, But It's Weak :: Monday November 15, 2010

Meanwhile, Back At The Shop :: Wednesday November 17, 2010

Arizona, Here We Come :: Friday November 19, 2010

The Holiday Diner :: Monday November 22, 2010

Road Trip :: Monday November 29, 2010

Git Along! :: Wednesday December 1, 2010

Hello? :: Friday December 3, 2010

Pals :: Monday December 6, 2010

Catching Up :: Wednesday December 8, 2010

Reunion :: Friday December 10, 2010

More Pressing Matters At Hand :: Monday December 13, 2010

Heart of the Matter :: Wednesday December 15, 2010

Bus Ride :: Friday December 17, 2010

Reach For The Sky :: Monday December 20, 2010

Raygun Redux :: Wednesday December 22, 2010

The Pants Party :: Monday December 27, 2010

Drag Him To The Bathroom :: Wednesday December 29, 2010

Duck & Cover :: Monday January 3, 2011

At Best :: Wednesday January 5, 2011

Close Your Eyes :: Friday January 7, 2011

That's Captain Amazing To You :: Monday January 10, 2011

Next Move :: Wednesday January 12, 2011

An Eloquent Proposition :: Friday January 14, 2011

I Wanna Be A Cowboy :: Monday January 17, 2011

Let's Get Pissed :: Wednesday January 19, 2011

No Strings Attached :: Friday January 21, 2011

Stargazing :: Monday January 24, 2011

Gritty :: Wednesday January 26, 2011

Sleep on the Road :: Friday January 28, 2011

So... :: Monday January 31, 2011

Tension :: Wednesday February 2, 2011

Jingle Jangle :: Friday February 4, 2011

Hot Bio Mess :: Monday February 7, 2011

Shhhuush :: Wednesday February 9, 2011

In The Trunk :: Friday February 11, 2011

Beards :: Monday February 14, 2011

Unanswerable :: Wednesday February 16, 2011

Drink of the Week: Gin Fizz :: Thursday February 17, 2011

Back To The Grill Again :: Friday February 18, 2011

Lunch on the Road :: Monday February 21, 2011

Sweet Release :: Wednesday February 23, 2011

Talk Amongst Yourselves :: Friday February 25, 2011

Get in the car :: Monday February 28, 2011

Rinse off the road :: Wednesday March 2, 2011

Bar Reunion :: Friday March 4, 2011

Let's Speak About Your Bill, Sir :: Monday March 7, 2011

Shave It Off :: Wednesday March 9, 2011

The Prettiest Week of My Life :: Friday March 11, 2011

What's Behind Door Number One? :: Monday March 14, 2011

Piecing It Together :: Wednesday March 16, 2011

Repetitions :: Friday March 18, 2011

Who's At The Door? :: Monday March 21, 2011

Get Her Inside :: Wednesday March 23, 2011

Tension in the Room :: Friday March 25, 2011

Five Minutes :: Monday March 28, 2011

B.A. :: Wednesday March 30, 2011

Making Plans Over The Phone :: Friday April 1, 2011

Fire In The Sky :: Monday April 4, 2011

Sweet Beam :: Wednesday April 6, 2011

New Roommate :: Friday April 8, 2011

Space Bastards :: Monday April 11, 2011

Share the Love :: Wednesday April 13, 2011

Positive Drinking

Positive Drinking

Loan-Bot enacts a brilliant marketing plan for the bar.

Genius Bar :: Friday April 15, 2011

Turning Frowns Upside Down :: Monday April 18, 2011

Gather Round :: Wednesday April 20, 2011

Fortunate Son :: Friday April 22, 2011

What Goes Up Must Come Down :: Monday April 25, 2011

One Bed To Rule Them All

One Bed To Rule Them All

Hank sets out to reclaim his bed from his new roommate.

Bedtime Conversations :: Wednesday April 27, 2011

How Are You? Are You Okay? :: Friday April 29, 2011

Get Together :: Monday May 2, 2011

Matchmaker :: Wednesday May 4, 2011

A Little Late :: Friday May 6, 2011

Bed Bug :: Monday May 9, 2011

Brass Big Ones :: Wednesday May 11, 2011

Body Moving :: Friday May 13, 2011

Morning After :: Monday May 16, 2011

Baby Makes Three

Baby Makes Three

The Tooth Fairy returns with a bundle of joy she’s hoping has Hank’s name on it.

The Return :: Wednesday May 18, 2011

Fierce or Flex? :: Friday May 20, 2011

Gaze into the Fist of the Fairy! :: Monday May 23, 2011

The Surgeon :: Wednesday May 25, 2011

The Bodyguard :: Friday May 27, 2011

The Good News :: Wednesday June 1, 2011

Guessing Game :: Friday June 3, 2011

Say It With Cake :: Monday June 6, 2011

Paint a Picture :: Wednesday June 8, 2011

Picture Time :: Friday June 10, 2011

Reputation Management :: Monday June 13, 2011

Unbiased Opinion :: Wednesday June 15, 2011

Did You Myth Me? :: Friday June 17, 2011

The Myth of Drunkeness :: Monday June 20, 2011

Elephant Man :: Wednesday June 22, 2011

Talk To You Later :: Friday June 24, 2011

Left Behind Again :: Monday June 27, 2011

Upgrades :: Tuesday June 28, 2011

Courthouse Steps :: Thursday June 30, 2011

Absence of Malice :: Tuesday July 5, 2011

Parting Gifts :: Thursday July 7, 2011

Eggcellent :: Sunday July 10, 2011

They'll Fix You. They Fix Everyone. :: Tuesday July 12, 2011

The Cat Is Away :: Thursday July 14, 2011

Wicked Space :: Sunday July 17, 2011

Shouldn't Breathe So Much :: Tuesday July 19, 2011

Wake Me Up Before You Go :: Thursday July 21, 2011

Signed Epstein's Mother :: Sunday July 24, 2011

Timeout :: Tuesday July 26, 2011

Just Act Natural :: Thursday July 28, 2011

Negatory :: Sunday July 31, 2011

Celebratory Drinks :: Tuesday August 2, 2011

Your Boyfriend Called :: Thursday August 4, 2011

Who's Your Daddy? :: Sunday August 7, 2011

Leaning Towers

Leaning Towers

Marty’s back, and Hank takes the opportunity to set things right between him and Sam. Hank may also want a bit of payback for the trouble.

Space Jesus :: Tuesday August 9, 2011

Mad Science :: Thursday August 11, 2011

Share Your Killfest :: Sunday August 14, 2011

Enter The Cuckold :: Tuesday August 16, 2011

Drink of the Week: The Godfather :: Wednesday August 17, 2011

Pheromones, Man :: Thursday August 18, 2011

Head or Gut :: Sunday August 21, 2011

From The Floor :: Tuesday August 23, 2011

Time To Forget :: Thursday August 25, 2011

Just One More :: Tuesday September 6, 2011

Poopy Pants :: Thursday September 8, 2011

It's That Time :: Sunday September 11, 2011

Blue Valentine :: Tuesday September 13, 2011

Are We Having Fun Yet? :: Thursday September 15, 2011

Two Beers Please :: Sunday September 18, 2011

Adios :: Tuesday September 20, 2011

Pants Party :: Thursday September 22, 2011

Wrong Question :: Sunday September 25, 2011

Take Your Mind Off It :: Tuesday September 27, 2011

New Problem :: Thursday September 29, 2011

Hard Hats :: Sunday October 2, 2011

All According To Plan :: Tuesday October 4, 2011

What Glitters Isn't Always Gold :: Thursday October 6, 2011

Angry Girlfriends. Angry Elephant. :: Sunday October 9, 2011

Barhopping

Barhopping

Hank decides to go exploring at other bars other than Loan-Bot’s fine establishment.

Good To See You Again :: Sunday October 23, 2011

Pub Blackmail :: Tuesday October 25, 2011

So Happy To Be Here :: Thursday October 27, 2011

Halloweenie

Halloweenie

Hank gets an unexpected surprise on what he presumes will be a lonely, regretfully drunken Halloween.

Halloween Is In The Heart :: Sunday October 30, 2011

The Morning After Halloween :: Tuesday November 1, 2011

Halloween Hot :: Thursday November 3, 2011

Happy Hank :: Sunday November 6, 2011

Where For Art Thou, Romeo? :: Tuesday November 8, 2011

Daddy Issues :: Thursday November 10, 2011

Daddy Come Calling :: Sunday November 13, 2011

God Damn

God Damn

Hank meets an old enemy from the past who is trying to reclaim something he thinks Hank stole from him.

Return of the Bad Guy :: Tuesday November 15, 2011

My Little Boy :: Thursday November 17, 2011

Return What Is Mine :: Sunday November 20, 2011

Have A Drink :: Thursday November 24, 2011

Drink To Death :: Sunday November 27, 2011

Can I Open A Tab? :: Tuesday November 29, 2011

Evil Magic Man :: Thursday December 1, 2011

Clamp Clamp Clump :: Thursday December 8, 2011

Pay Up :: Sunday December 11, 2011

Go With Him :: Tuesday December 13, 2011

Bacchus :: Thursday December 15, 2011

Loan-Bot Laffs :: Sunday December 18, 2011

Title Shot :: Tuesday December 20, 2011

Time To Leave :: Thursday December 22, 2011

Not Fully Operational :: Tuesday December 27, 2011

Lock and Loaded :: Tuesday January 3, 2012

DRUNK :: Thursday January 5, 2012

That's the Power of Drunk :: Sunday January 8, 2012

God Punch :: Tuesday January 10, 2012

What Have You Been Up To? :: Thursday January 12, 2012

By Date

2012

July

The End

Absent a White Lotus

The Next Level

Final Goodbyes

Look Behind You

Job Talk

Up Next: Kacy

Back in Black

June

Accepted

New Purpose

Who Wants To Be A Myth?

Job Offer

Get A Job

Keep On Keeping On

Golden Showers

Bathroom Buddy

Hando

Stiff Sleep

Ex'ed Out

Win Her Back

May

Game Over, Man

Clone Wars

Danny, Be The Ball

Slow Show

Secret Blues Weapon

Buy A Round

What You Really Want

Paid Service

Subtle Pushing

Bad Business

Erotic Career Change

And Thus It Begins!

No Sex

April

Stop Doing That

True Plutonian Romance

Complete Control

Collaboration Nation

Put on a Pot of Coffee

Words Words Words

Dirty, Filthy Things

Kindle Fire

Milestones

Sniffles

What about Santa?

Books Are Awesome

Bat Out

March

Shuffle board?

Brought Sexy Back

Fill Out Form M205

Revenge is Passé

Jerk Helsings

Blah

Myth Me When I'm Gone

Get Some Air

Truffle Shuffle

Bad Example

February

Must Love Cats. Like, 20 Of Them.

The Sixes

Even Vampires Get The Blues

Don't Cross The Line

Apathy Buddies

Swayze Crazy

Love Hangover

Hey Girl...

One Track Mind

What Do You Want To Talk About?

Hey, What About Me?

Overclocking Your Hard Drive

January

A Different Adventure

The New Antiquing

Silly Elephant

Bedouin Blues

Murderface

Koffee Korner

Up Early For Coffee

What Have You Been Up To?

God Punch

That's the Power of Drunk

DRUNK

Lock and Loaded

2011

December

Not Fully Operational

Time To Leave

Title Shot

Loan-Bot Laffs

Bacchus

Go With Him

Pay Up

Clamp Clamp Clump

Evil Magic Man

November

Can I Open A Tab?

Drink To Death

Have A Drink

Return What Is Mine

My Little Boy

Return of the Bad Guy

Daddy Come Calling

Daddy Issues

Where For Art Thou, Romeo?

Happy Hank

Halloween Hot

The Morning After Halloween

October

Halloween Is In The Heart

So Happy To Be Here

Pub Blackmail

Good To See You Again

Love Sickness

More is Less

Angry Girlfriends. Angry Elephant.

What Glitters Isn't Always Gold

All According To Plan

Hard Hats

September

New Problem

Drink of the Week: NyQuil

Take Your Mind Off It

Wrong Question

Pants Party

Drink of the Week: Whiskey Sour

Adios

Two Beers Please

Are We Having Fun Yet?

Drink of the Week: Tom Collins

Blue Valentine

It's That Time

Poopy Pants

Drink of the Week: Salty Dog

Just One More

August

Taking a Week Off to Move!

Time To Forget

Drink of the Week: Gin Rickey

From The Floor

Head or Gut

Pheromones, Man

Drink of the Week: The Godfather

Enter The Cuckold

Share Your Killfest

Mad Science

Drink of the Week: Algonquin

Space Jesus

Who's Your Daddy?

Your Boyfriend Called

Drink of the Week: Sangria

Celebratory Drinks

July

Negatory

Just Act Natural

Drink of the Week: Pimm's Cup

Timeout

Signed Epstein's Mother

Wake Me Up Before You Go

Drink of the Week: Water!

Shouldn't Breathe So Much

Wicked Space

The Cat Is Away

Drink of the Week: Martini

They'll Fix You. They Fix Everyone.

Eggcellent

Parting Gifts

Drink of the Week: Mai Tai

Absence of Malice

June

Courthouse Steps

Drink of the Week: All the Beer

Upgrades

Left Behind Again

Talk To You Later

Drink of the Week: Rusty Nail

Elephant Man

The Myth of Drunkeness

Did You Myth Me?

Drink of the Week: Sazerac

Unbiased Opinion

Reputation Management

Picture Time

Drink of the Week: Dark & Stormy

Paint a Picture

Say It With Cake

Guessing Game

Drink of the Week: Mimosa

The Good News

May

The Bodyguard

Drink of the Week: The Aviation

The Surgeon

Gaze into the Fist of the Fairy!

Fierce or Flex?

Drink of the Week: Mojito

The Return

Morning After

Body Moving

Drink of the Week: Mint Julep

Brass Big Ones

Bed Bug

A Little Late

Drink of the Week: Margarita

Matchmaker

Get Together

April

How Are You? Are You Okay?

Drink of the Week: Suffering Bastard

Bedtime Conversations

What Goes Up Must Come Down

Fortunate Son

Drink of the Week: Jack Rose

Gather Round

Turning Frowns Upside Down

Genius Bar

Drink of the Week: Gin Smash

Share the Love

Space Bastards

New Roommate

Drink of the Week: Radler

Sweet Beam

Fire In The Sky

Making Plans Over The Phone

March

Drink of the Week: Sidecar

B.A.

Five Minutes

Tension in the Room

Drink of the Week: Moscow Mule

Get Her Inside

Who's At The Door?

Repetitions

Drink of the Week: All The Drinks

Piecing It Together

What's Behind Door Number One?

The Prettiest Week of My Life

Drink of the Week: Daiquiri

Shave It Off

Let's Speak About Your Bill, Sir

Bar Reunion

Drink of the Week: Americano

Rinse off the road

February

Get in the car

Talk Amongst Yourselves

Drink of the Week: The Alps

Sweet Release

Lunch on the Road

Back To The Grill Again

Drink of the Week: Gin Fizz

Unanswerable

Beards

In The Trunk

Drink of the Week: The Gimlet

Shhhuush

Hot Bio Mess

Jingle Jangle

Drink of the Week: The Vesper

Tension

January

So...

Sleep on the Road

Drink of the Week: Sloe Gin Fizz

Gritty

Stargazing

No Strings Attached

Drink of the Week: Irish Coffee

Let's Get Pissed

I Wanna Be A Cowboy

An Eloquent Proposition

Drink of the Week: The Boilermaker

Next Move

That's Captain Amazing To You

Close Your Eyes

Drink of the Week: Negroni

At Best

Duck & Cover

2010

December

Drink of the Week: Kir Royale

Drag Him To The Bathroom

The Pants Party

Drink of the Week: White Russian

Raygun Redux

Reach For The Sky

Bus Ride

Drink of the Week: Blood & Sand

Heart of the Matter

More Pressing Matters At Hand

Reunion

Drink of the Week: The Bronx

Catching Up

Pals

Hello?

Drink of the Week: Rob Roy

Git Along!

November

Road Trip

Drink of the Week: Scotch. And Only Scotch.

The Holiday Diner

Arizona, Here We Come

Drink of the Week: Navy Grog

Meanwhile, Back At The Shop

Got A Signal, But It's Weak

Aliens, Bro. Aliens.

Drink of the Week: The Singapore Sling

Geolocation

Sexy Elephant

Lost Little Elephant

Drink of the Week: Manhattan

Where The Sad Go

Let's Get Back To The Point

October

Kacy Speaks

Drink of the Week: The Zombie

Time Moves On

Kacy Comes To

Pass Out Problems

Drink of the Week: Cuba Libre

Ever Loving, Blue Eyed Troz

Head Over Feet

Ninjakking

Drink of the Week: Old Fashioned

Find Kacy

Boner Blues

Prison Dead

The Puppet Show

Let's Drop In

September

Vacation Week!

Mama, I'm Coming Home

Long Distance

Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

Space Prison

The Call

Nothing We Could Do

Bloody

Closing The Bar

Packed Bar

Cash Rules Everything Around... Loan-Bot

August

Hydration

The Over-Under

Racing By

Ready! Set! BEEOOM!

Scanners

Shotsssss

Pre-Race Jitters

Registration Table

Limb Breaker

It Just Got More Fierce

Post Club

Night Whispers

A Silent Reminder

July

Stop, No and Don't

Marco? Polo!

Get Thee To The Strip Club

Pocket Full of Ones

Dollar Dollar Bill

The Blogzillionaire

Whisper My Name

Check It

Sign Up Sheet

See You At The Party

Helvetica

Severence Package

June

My Name

Swooshing

Beaming Ear To Ear

All The Wine

Jailhouse Surprise

After The Eels

Eel Advised

The Shop Computer

Snoozeville

Pretty Please, Do Your Job

One Man Band

The Payback

Calling Some People

May

Can You Make It In Cornflower Blue?

I Give You "The Printer"

Design Concerns

Charity Run

Flash of Genius

Charity Case

A Little Light

100 Percent

Mr. Butterworth

Oh, By The Way?

Prison Thoughts

Buddies

April

Stay Awhile

Heavy Stuff

Et Tu, Legs?

All Hail

Naked Time

How About A Water?

The Cute One

The Man Behind The Men

Good Morning

More Whiskey, Kind Robot

Drunk Dreams

Damn The Future

Three's Company

March

Anticipation

The Wingman

Bitten By The Love Bug

What The What?

Time for Comics

Cry Cry Cry

You Win, Comic Books.

Reading Bias

Pale Horse

Wreckx N Effect

Every year, I try to avoid it

Love Will Tear Us Apart

Someone For Everyone

Meeting People

February

Sweet Talking 'Bout Ninjas

Before Marriage

Lonely Tent Pitching

For A Friend

Bosom Buddies

Face Off

Undercover Robot

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Robot Boat.

Back On Earth

Why Do It At All?

How Do I Find The Time?

My Creative Process

January

Going Home

One More For The Road

Robot Freedom

Wrap It Up

Don't Look Behind The Curtain...

Face Your Destroyer

Another Proposition

Kill The Doctor

A Betting Robot

Double Or Nothing

One More Time

Think About It

2009

December

Hello, Doctor

Harsh Truth

Richie Rich

One Shot

Tall Order

Roar of the Crowd

Small Problem

Registration

Kacy Thinks The Blues

The Architecture of Death

Pep Talk

Rules?

November

Get To Know Your Weapons

25th Century Boy

Not It!

Killfest

Guest Strip: Aaron Gillespie

Guest Strip: Bruce McCorkindale

Deadline. Literally.

Karma Coming Your Way

Dr. Snergaz

Rockadeus

Bowl Blaster

Wake Up, We're Here

October

I'm on a (space)boat!

Like... Space, Whoa.

Best of Both Worlds

Make Me Throw Up, Scotty

To Infinity And Beyond

Side Effects

Ladies Of The Earth

What Are You Drinking, Extra-Terrestrial Lifeform?

Puny Earthling

The Hairs On Your Neck

Push The Button

Let The Music Move You

Plan B

September

Wait For Me?

Not Unreasonable

Small Issue With That Plan

I Need To Make A Phone Call

Don't Go Anywhere

Try Again

Coming Clean

Thinking About Us

Surprise Visit

Rise and Shine!

Sweet Kicks

Going Gently

August

Fantasyland

These Hands

This Prison Is For Men

Better Than Outside?

Finding Marty

Enter The Shower

The Game Is Afoot!

Bad Idea

Fancy Plan

Small Details

Criminal Mastermind

Silent Partner

Jailbreak

July

The International

The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

Lost It

Get A Good One Brewing

Back To The Well

Literary Gauntlet

Memory Eraser

Every Step You Take

June

Trying To Remember

Let's Catch Up With The Tooth Fairy!

Let's Catch Up With Kacy!

Let's Catch Up With Marty

Let's Catch Up With Doctor Blogzillions

Oops, I Did It Again

Filling A Hole

Time For The Dramatic Exit

Top Earner

Mistakes

Morning, Sunshine

Oh, Prison is Fine!

Go Home... With Me.

May

Sexually Speaking

Shut. Up.

Money To Burn

It Ain't Kool

About That Wall?

Nice To See You Again

Sweet Tooth

Enter... The Tooth Fairy!

Your Mom

Hangover City

Bloody Mary Emergency

Booze Sweats

Full Moon

April

The Party Is Over

Can I Go Upstairs On You?

On A Journey

Monkey Weight

Monkey Conspiracy

Yeah, I'm busy...

Visiting Hours

Where's Blogzillions?

Bang Bang

Hugs!

Independent Living

Open The Door

Wanted Men

March

Alone Time

Meanwhile... Blogzillions!

You There?

It's Been A Tough Year

Thick. Rich.

You Like To Dance?

How YOU doin'?

Start Making It Sexy

You Like Money?

Twitter, Babies

Doctor Who?

Actually, You're Going To Jail.

February

Tonight on News@6!

Whoop Whoop!

Uncomfortable Moments Shared While Drunk

The Hot Zone

Full Frontal Monkey

Run, Hank, Run

Stiff Upper Lip

CLICK

January

Kacy's Back

So, Monkeys?

Not Again!

Broke Dick Blues

The Double Deuce!

Just Use One!

Relax. I Got This.

I Don't Have A Problem!

Wow!

2008

December

First Date Jinx

It's A Brave New World

Hey Jenny Slater

The Junk And The Trunk

Primates Do It Better

I'll See You At Home.

Hell. Yes.

Just Shoot Me!

Mmm... pot roast!

November

Dubbya. Tee. Eff.

What WAS That?!?

BEEOOM!

Is That a Raygun?

Funny, That Felt Like Drowning!

Um... Waterboarding?

Six Questions Later...

Y-Wing, Bitch.

October

Oh no. OH YES!

I Will Answer In The Form Of A Question.

Oh, It's On Now

Bet I Do

The Waiting Game

It's All Part Of The Plan

I have a plan

Boobs

Hi, Roomie!

September

My Name is KACY!

The name is... Marty.

ARGH really isn't a Scottish name.

What happened to the regular guy?

Tub Girl Meets Drunk Elephant

The White Lady

A New Life In A New City